Thanking Mike for a Job Well Done

The blog is doing swimmingly. Allow me to continue.

I am impressed that the same set of thugs who were hanging on my every word at U4Prez, the ones whose entire lives hinge on what I have to say, have followed me here as well, and are STILL awaiting with baited breath for the next thing to fly out of my mouth. I am no longer even a candidate at U4Prez, and I STILL have them by the balls.

Apparently the Bitch video was even more prophetic than I thought. What I do outside of U4Prez is still the biggest story inU4Prez. After resigning, I am STILL the most powerful candidate on U4Prez! Again, thank you, Hard Right thugs, Liberty Crips, Vast Right Wing Conspiracy, or whatever you hooligans are being called these days, for not only coronating me long ago, but insisting I still wear this crown.

I especially have to thank Mduminiak for making this so.

There was a time when I had a modicum of respect for Mike. He was quiet, professional, polite, concise. He used to be what Smashey still is, a strong, consistent candidate who is much more likely to confront with strength of character instead of freeper nonsense, who is diplomatic instead of a blowhard, who will tell his side and leave it at that instead of use it like a sledgehammer and beat you senseless with it.

Mike changed somewhere along the way, and I think I know when it happened.

A few months ago, during the titanic collision between Kempite and myself, Mduminiak felt he had to press himself into the mix. I made comments I immediate tried to force back into my mouth, while Kempite and his fellow tribesmen continued to kick the crud out of me. Within two days, he had prostitutes on his page, I had the Grinch Video (by the way, you can see these videos on YouTube, just type in U4Prez for the search, and you can see them for yourself), and he had his anti-Olivia video. It is still arguably the fiercest skirmish in the history of U4Prez, and I think the entire population got a huge kick of seeing two of the top candidates, opposed in virtually every way, slinging the mud as fast and furious as we were. It was the apex of negative campaigning, and it reached its conclusion when the U4Prez voters voted for me over him in a run-off.

Like every other election on U4Prez, however, it's flung open to suspicion, but my stand on that is on a previous article. Moving forward.

Apparently Mike, who was Kempite's second banana at that time, and will always be one step behind him, wanted to jump in. The Grinch video says a few things about the Liberty Caucus, at least in his interpretation. Actually, it says nothing about the Liberty Caucus itself, just the way Kempite runs it like Josef Mengele ran the hospital at Auschwitz. That was Kempite's baby all along, and a few of his cronies are part of the LC to give him his daily asskissing, and a couple of token Democrats and liberals to give the appearance of bipartisanship. Reliable sources from within the Caucus have told me the lefties in the LC are little more than punching bags for Kempite and his goons, and at least FOUR members, past and present, have told me Kempite and his rightwing flunkies do little than browbeat them into submission. The same sort of antics these Hard Right jerks pull on the U4Prez community entire, it's even worse within the LC!

My bringing-up of Kempite's leadership skills was seen by Mike as an attack on the LC itself. He says he was defending the honor of the LC, as if such a thing exists. Look through the Grinch video for yourself, with the benefit of hindsight. Am I going after the Caucus itself, or just Kempite and how he runs the place like a tyrant, with a flawed mission statement and members complaining all the while?

I think Mike, always Kempite's boy, wanted to defend his guru like any good stooge would. Seemingly instantaneously, the night Kempite premiered his anti-Olivia video, Mike had FIVE anti-Olivia videos on U4Prez, and by the next morning, there were EIGHT. All of them were quick hitters, all of them very reminiscent of my own style of video-making. Further proof that Mike has nothing to offer but mere regurgitation of what others do.

At the end of that night, I went to the PR board and thanked Kempite and Mduminiak for officially making me the most powerful candidate on U4Prez. If I can make these two nutbars jump every time I say Boo, apparently I am their puppetmaster. On my own profile, I declared myself "The Little Lady who Brought Down the Liberty Caucus". While the population of U4Prez was laughing at the Grinch video, they were getting rubbed the wrong way with NINE anti-Olivia videos put up in less than 24 hours.

I was winning the war, and Mike knew it. That's why, the next morning, he took it upon himself to go behind Kempite's back and negotiate a truce with me. He was very professional about the whole thing, saying he would continue his campaign against me if I continued to talk about the LC. Ultimately, I ended up putting a hold on talking about the LC, and he took down his videos. We gave press releases, all was right with the world yet again.

But make no mistake about this. Mduminiak made it perfectly clear he was defending the LC. To hell with Kempite.

Which I find odd. Here was Mike, Kempite's stooge, throwing his best friend in the whole wide world under the bus. Just the night before, I could picture Mike and Kempite in their basement, giggling like teenagers and making videos, as if they were Beavis and Butthead, giggling at a fart joke. Yeah, Kemp, THAT'LL teach that whore to mess with us, heh heh. You said it, Mike, that bitch won't know what hit her, heh ha ha. Amid their potato chip bags and Dr. Pepper bottles and Kit Kat wrappers all around the desk, they darkly set themselves up to demolish the Olivia campaign once and for all.

Apparently they didn't realize I took it all as a compliment, that these two strong candidates would get so completely bent out of shape over a candidate they always tried convincing the population of being unimportant, unsubstantial. Nine videos in one day surely doesn't seem like I'm just a nobody.

I was very surprised that, the next day, as Kempite slept in the pile of Frito's bags and Coke cans on the floor, Mike was making a deal with Olivia to undo everything he had done. Mike isn't stupid, never said he was. He knew Kempite was failing at this, and didn't want to be associated with such a failure. I can only go by what was said, but Mduminiak made it clear that there was a difference in attacks, that Kempite's was personal, and his was to defend the Liberty Caucus.

In other words, Mike threw Kempite under the bus to save his own ass. Apparently he was tired of being Kempite's douchebag. And when he saw I was going to fight them every step of the way, he buckled.

Two on one, seems to be a fair fight to me. I beat them both, which is why they now attack FOUR to one. Whatever. Maybe by the time it's seven to one, it will be a fair fight. Seven mediocrities to one Olivia.

After backstabbing Kempite, peace was resumed. Mduminiak must have felt vindicated for rolling Kempite over when I allegedly beat him in a run-off. He got off the bus just in the nick of time.

The truce lasted a few weeks, and apparently Mike got tired of it and resumed his attacks. Whatever, I told him, and left it at that. Mike re-posted the anti-Olivia videos, which by this time numbered TEN, and included the Olivia Party video, which was his way of saying all Independents are morons for having me as their leader. I came back with the Bitch video, which put him and his back on their heels, and ever since then, up until my resignation, they've been reduced to a set of freepers, playing NeoCon message board games, rather innocuous, but somewhat annoying nonetheless.

I am glad to see Mike's comment on my blog this morning. It is further evidence that, even after resigning, Olivia is still the biggest story at U4Prez. It's not me doing it, I'm just a girl with a blog. For this to get more buzz than his and Kempite's shows combined is saying something. For someone who no longer goes to U4Prez, I sure still keep them worked up.

Mike is no longer Kempite's monkeyboy. He is ruling the Republican Party with the same sort of tyrannical clench that Kempite has on the Liberty Caucus. He installed many of his buddies from the LC onto the Politburo--errr, Steering Committee--and is dictating the actions of all other Republicans through this. Thirteen Republicans telling 700 brethren what to say, think, feel, and promote. Typical tyranny.

That makes him the perfect NeoCon, shrowded in a conservative facade, willing to say anything to that end, but when it comes to actual practice, his is a thug and a tyrant all the same.

I stand corrected. Maybe he is STILL Kempite's monkeyboy. Kempite Light. A Kempite wannabe. Always a step behind. But instead of being Kempite's Boy Friday, he is waiting for his moment to backstab him again. He is Iago to Kempite's Othello, Brutus to Kempite's Caesar. Kempite is the goldenboy, handpicked to win the whole thing. It's got to bug Mike to no end that, for all his work, all his positioning, he has to continue to be his stooge.

He backstabbed him once. He is a tyrant just like his master, at some point he'll backstab him again. That's what evil bastards do. When they grow tired of picking on the average Joe, they turn on one another.

So, thank you, Mduminiak, wherever you are. Aside from the guy who handpicks the president, I am still the most powerful person on U4Prez, and it's all because of you.