Sunday, November 18, 2007

Voting for the Best Of U4Prez 2007 Starts Now!

The election is over, and although I strongly encourage every candidate to take part in creating the U4Prez Constitution (second draft due this coming week), from now until January 1, there's not much going on in terms of campaigning. There's always time to debate and bitch, but in terms of revamping our platforms, of renovating our profiles, of posturing and peering and prying and and getting ourselves in position to contend in 2008, this is the time of year to take a break, recharge our batteries, enjoy the holidays, and just chill.

This is a perfect opportunity to send 2007 off with a bang, to remember the year that was, and back in June, I thought a year-in-review would be a fantastic way to congratulate the candidates that made the effort to get here every day and duke it out. This is where the readers of K&T can give kudos to their favorite candidates, and show them your appreciation for fighting the good fight this year.

Originally, this was going to be a Best & Worst Of, but I got to thinking, there has been a lot of negativity at U4Prez, and it's one thing when it's the heat of battle, and feathers get ruffled. This is limbo, the dead part of the year, this should be a joyous time. We bag on each other all the time, and I'll be the first to admit, I give as good as I get. I started thinking of categories like Biggest Douchebag, Biggest Cunt, and I know I can be opinionated, vicious, even cruel, but that crosses the line, even for me. We have the rest of the year to wallow in our schadenfreude. to put others down, to make one another look bad. Let's have one event, where everyone can participate, something to get everyone talking about last year in a good way, without someone necessarily having to be the goat.

HERE ARE THE RULES
1--The Kiss & Tell Best Of U4Prez Awards 2007 is not sanctioned by U4Prez.com or its creator, Eric Gurr. U4Prez.com is not responsible for any remarks made by Kiss & Tell concerning any candidate. Kiss & Tell is solely responsible for the content of these rewards, and complaints should be registered directly to Olivia, by any means necessary.

2--Consider this a sort of People's Choice Awards, or better yet, voting for Prom King or Most Likely To Succeed in high school. It is designed to celebrate the candidates of U4Prez in a lighthearted way.

3--Any U4Prez candidate who can prove her candidacy is eligible to vote and to be voted for. Votes can be made by sending your vote list to Olivia, either through a comment here at K&T, a comment or private message at U4Prez.com (profile: Olivia2008), email (irresistibleolivia@hotmail.com), or a comment or private message at MySpace (myspace.com/irresistibleolivia). Simply list the categories below, and add the name of the candidate you want to win to that category. Vote for as many categories as you wish. One vote per voter. All votes made privately will remain private, and no identities will be made public if their votes are cast in private.

4--Olivia cannot vote for anything having to do with Olivia or Kiss & Tell. Anything I said and did and made, I cannot vote for. However, if I am the subject of someone else's work, then yes, I can. If my name is mentioned by someone else on their video or talk show, you can't blame me for that one.

5--The deadline for getting your ballot to Olivia is Sunday, December 16, 2007 (and I won't be so cutthroat as to put an exact time).

6--Winners will be announced in the Sunday, December 23, 2007 edition of Kiss & Tell. Consider it my Christmas present to U4Prez!

7--All winners will receive the validation of the U4Prez world. They will be able to puff out their chests for the entire next year and say they were the best at something around here. They will also receive a dumb but cute little avatar as a kind of trophy to paste onto their profiles, or, if they're really proud of it, blow it up to poster size, print it, and paste it on their bedroom walls.

8--In the event of a tie, all candidates in that tie will be declared winners and given awards.

HERE ARE THE CATEGORIES (26 total)
PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar
Best Banner
Best Blog
Best Caucus / Organization
Best Jukebox
Best Photoshop Pic
Best Platform
Best Profile
Best Sound Bite
Best Talk Show
Best Video

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact
Most Controversial Candidate
Most Creative Candidate
Most Diplomatic Candidate
Most Entertaining Candidate
Most Improved Candidate
Most Intelligent Candidate
Most Professional Candidate

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate
Best Conservative Candidate
Best Centrist Candidate
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary
Best Leader
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States

If you wish to know who I am voting for, I will post my votes in the comments section of this article later today.

You have a month to mull this one over, to argue over it, to think who is deserving.

I will advertize these awards in my own way, but remember, these are OUR awards, voted on by the candidates, for the candidates.

Love, Olivia. XXX

21 comments:

Lucky said...

Easy ... here are the correct answers:

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar - Jesus Christ

Best Banner - Big Daddy's Avatar

Best Blog - Olivia

Best Caucus / Organization - Lucky Hate Club

Best Jukebox - Lucky

Best Photoshop Pic - The Wiz

Best Platform - Lucky

Best Profile - Lucky

Best Sound Bite - Lucky

Best Talk Show - Mejicojohn minus Big Daddy

Best Video - Lucky

Candidate I’d Most Like to Date - Lucky (thats not gay to vote for yourself is it?)

Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact - Lucky

Most Controversial Candidate - Lucky

Most Creative Candidate - The Wiz

Most Diplomatic Candidate - Faustus37

Most Entertaining Candidate - The Wiz

Most Improved Candidate - KT2020

Most Intelligent Candidate - Lucky

Most Professional Candidate - Faustus37




PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate - KT2020

Best Conservative Candidate - Maditude

Best Centrist Candidate - SleazyEarl

Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary - KT2020

Best Leader - KT2020

Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States -
No one

maditude said...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar - YourFuture's Tom Delay
Best Banner - Big Daddy's Ron Paul avatar
Best Blog - Kiss and Tell
Best Caucus / Organization - Throw Both Parties OUT
Best Jukebox - Maditude's "Vortex Moment"
Best Photoshop Pic - TheWiz's T-shirt avatar
Best Platform - Efferiss
Best Profile - Lucky
Best Sound Bite - Copulate "What did you expect? You were Copulate's intern."
Best Talk Show - "Vortex of Freedom" Radio Show
Best Video - "Antipartisan Pledge #9"

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With - Lucky and Copulate
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact - OliviaLLC
Most Controversial Candidate - BigDaddy
Most Creative Candidate - TheWiz and Lucky
Most Diplomatic Candidate - Efferiss
Most Entertaining Candidate - YourFuture
Most Improved Candidate - Liberal411
Most Intelligent Candidate - Alajac and Philogical
Most Professional Candidate - Tony4Prez

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate - KT2020
Best Conservative Candidate - Efferiss
Best Centrist Candidate - Copulate
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary - Demopublic
Best Leader - Icababe
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States - Faustus37

Olivia said...

Mind you, gentlemen, I've already received ballots through my email, so don't think the votes generated on this comment page is everything I've received.

Since you've beaten me to the punch, I can deliver my ballot.

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar: Tony4Prez
Best Banner: TyroneCarr
Best Blog: “Vortex of Freedom” (Maditude)
Best Caucus/Organization: PNV (dk08)
Best Jukebox: CHASE
Best Photoshop Pic: “Wizard of Oz” (TheWiz)
Best Platform: TyroneCarr
Best Profile: Mduminiak
Best Sound Bite: “When I become President, it will be your eight lucky years!” (Willy2000)
Best Talk Show: “Into the Breach” (Mduminiak)
Best Video: “Quitting Smoking” (MejicoJohn)

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to have a Beer With: kt2020
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact: Kempite
Most Controversial Candidate: Copulate
Most Creative Candidate: TheWiz
Most Diplomatic Candidate: Smashey
Most Entertaining Candidate: MejicoJohn
Most Improved Candidate: Jamescart
Most Intelligent Candidate: HAK
Most Professional Candidate: Faustus37

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate: Catbus
Best Conservative Candidate: CoryF
Best Centrist Candidate: Demopublic
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary: kt2020
Best Leader: Icababe
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States: Faustus37

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big daddy said...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar, My “Dahm Triplets”
Best Banner, Hard to say.
Best Blog, the MOFO Report
Best Caucus / Organization, VRWC, 9 primary winners from 15 members
Best Jukebox, lucky
Best Photoshop Pic, “NWA” By the wiz
Best Platform, Mine
Best Profile, The Demo
Best Sound Bite, Copulate
Best Talk Show, “Friday Night U4Prez Fights”
Best Video, the little known video the wiz made when he was on Yahoo voice chat.

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With, MejicoJohn
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact, Myself and the VRWC
Most Controversial Candidate, Lucky and his whack job theories
Most Creative Candidate, the wiz
Most Diplomatic Candidate, The Demo
Most Entertaining Candidate, The Wiz
Most Improved Candidate, Chase
Most Intelligent Candidate, I plead the 5th
Most Professional Candidate, none on here

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate, RSobien
Best Conservative Candidate, Friday
Best Centrist Candidate, Maditude
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary, Friday
Best Leader, Mduminiak, he tried to organize a party that was splintered from the beginning
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States, none from this site.

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Katie said...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar-liberall 411
Best Banner
Best Blog- olivia
Best Caucus / Organization- the Democratic party
Best Jukebox -blu project
Best Photoshop Pic -the wiz
Best Platform- lucky
Best Profile-Dko8
Best Sound Bite -copulate
Best Talk Show-lucky
Best Video -the kt2020 attack ad

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With- Demo
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact -faustus
Most Controversial Candidate- lucky
Most Creative Candidate- the wiz
Most Diplomatic Candidate- demo
Most Entertaining Candidate- cubs fan 82
Most Improved Candidate- mduiniak
Most Intelligent Candidate- faustus
Most Professional Candidate maditude

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate - kt2020
Best Conservative Candidate -copulate
Best Centrist Candidate- Icababe
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary-kt2020
Best Leader- kt2020
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States- Faustus

The Demo said...

Best Avatar: KT, The big sunglasses win.
Best Banner: TyroneCarr
Best Blog: Olivia
Best Caucus / Organization: NWA
Best Jukebox: Never paid enough attention
Best Photoshop Pic: The Wiz's Indyleader pic
Best Platform: Big Daddy
Best Profile: Mduminiak
Best Sound Bite: The Demo
Best Talk Show: FNF's
Best Video : Olivia: Bitch

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With: Cubs (DUH)
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact : Copulate
Most Controversial Candidate: Kempite eventhough he is gone
Most Creative Candidate: The Wiz, and his photoshop skillz
Most Diplomatic Candidate: Maditude
Most Entertaining Candidate: Anyone in the NWA
Most Improved Candidate: JamesCart
Most Intelligent Candidate: Copulate
Most Professional Candidate: Faustus

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate KT2020
Best Conservative Candidate: Big Daddy
Best Centrist Candidate: Myself
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary: Too many
Best Leader: KT
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States? If "the people" ever pulled any records from this site? NOONE. :)

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The Demo said...

Candidate I'd most likely date: If I were not married and did not have children Cubsfan82. He is pretty much my best friend. Being Bi I gotta pick a chick too. KT2020.

Awesome category addition Luc

Katie said...

oh the candidate i am most likely to date is a toss up between lucky and demo;)

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cubsfan82 said...

Best Avatar - eripsnoc

Best Banner - Tyrone Carr

Best Blog - Olivia

Best Caucus - NWA ( shiiiiit, did ya niccas expect anything else? )

Best Jukebox - Too many to list

Best Photo shop - The Wiz

Best Platform - Johnny Mars

Best Profile -

Best Sound Bite - The Demo

Best Talk Show - Friday Night Fights

Best Video - Olivia's Bitch video

PERSONALITY

Candidate I'd Most Like to Date - If she were not married, The Demo. She has become one of my best friends.

Candidate Who Made the Biggest Impact - Copulate

Most Controversial Candidate - Big Daddy

Most Creative Candidate - The Wiz

Most Diplomatic - Philogical

Most Entertaining - The Wiz

Most Improved Candidate - Liberal411

Most Intelligent Candidate - Copulate

Most Professional Candidate - Faustus

PERFORMANCE

Best Liberal Candidate - KT2020

Best Conservative - CoryF

Best Centrist Candidate - The Demo

Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary - There are a lot out there

Best Leader - KT2020

Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States - None of us

cubsfan82 said...

Candidate I'd Most Likely Have a Beer With - The Demo, like duh - whateva

Icababe said...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar: Catyia
Best Banner: I don't look at them.
Best Blog: Send me a list.
Best Caucus / Organization: The US Educational System. That's where it all needs to start.

Best Jukebox: None... I hate them all. They're making me deaf.

Best Photoshop Pic: Not sure.
Best Platform: I hate to toot my own horn, but mine.
Best Profile: OliviaLLC
Best Sound Bite: Sex and Candy!
Best Talk Show: Saturday Night U4Prez Fights

Best Video: I don't usually watch them.

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With: KT, Demo, and Olivia

Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact: Mejicojohn

Most Controversial Candidate: TheWiz before he was booted.

Most Creative Candidate: Mejicojohn and his videos.

Most Diplomatic Candidate: Unfortunately, me.

Most Entertaining Candidate: Kt and Demo when they talk about doing each other.

Most Improved Candidate: Demo
Most Intelligent Candidate: Too close to call. Intelligence and common sense are seperate issues, so I'll leave this one alone.

Most Professional Candidate: Professional as in politician, or in a good way? If you're talking DC, then Faustus. If you're talking calm, then I'll have to go with me. I've only lost my temper twice.

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate: THINK08
Best Conservative Candidate: Mduminiak

Best Centrist Candidate: Not sure yet. You see, all candidates lean a little toward one sire or the other. I'm gonna go with CoryF

Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary: I'll get back to you on that. It's too early, and I haven't had enough coffee yet.

Best Leader: I'd better not toot my own horn again, so Olivia for sheer tenacity.

Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States: Me if I can swing it.

W. Lane Startin said...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar: Multiple Luckys with JFK (lucky_num1)
Best Banner: The ad with the kid on the giant toilet
Best Blog: K&T
Best Caucus / Organization: Lucky Hate Club
Best Jukebox: lucky_num1, but he needs to put Rev. Horton Heat back in there.
Best Photoshop Pic: The Wiz's "Americone Nightmare Potato and Chads"
Best Platform: Faustus/Lucky (of course)
Best Profile: HawksTruck
Best Sound Bite: "when i become president, it will be your 8 lucky years" (willy2000)
Best Talk Show: Politics-Central On Air (Prez)
Best Video: The mejicojohn collection

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With: Copulate
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact: tialoca13 (she damn near won the election for mejicojohn singlehandedly)
Most Controversial Candidate: paulcain
Most Creative Candidate: mejicojohn
Most Diplomatic Candidate: Rev Sax
Most Entertaining Candidate: YourFuture
Most Improved Candidate: lucky_num1
Most Intelligent Candidate: Icababe
Most Professional Candidate: Hedrick

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate: sparks420
Best Conservative Candidate: friday
Best Centrist Candidate: Olivia2008
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary: kt2020
Best Leader: kt2020
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States: faustus37's daughter Evie

The Wiz said...

Woops, I forgot to read the rules...

PRESENTATION (11)
Best Avatar - Your Future
Best Banner - Mduminak
Best Blog - Olivia(Kiss and Tell)
Best Caucus/Organization - NWA
Best Jukebox - Nick Gold
Best Photoshop Pic - The Wiz(Dumb and Duminiak)
Best Platform - Friday
Best Profile - Lucky
Best Sound Bite - The Wiz on Brandon Rosty show, "What?"
Best Talk Show - John and Johnny show Friday Night Fights
Best Video - Olivia (I'm a Bitch /fete the Wiz)

PERSONALITY (9)
Candidate I’d Most Like to Have a Beer With - KT2020 or the Demo
Candidate who Made the Biggest Impact - COP
Most Controversial Candidate - Liberal411
Most Creative Candidate - Mejicojohn and son
Most Diplomatic Candidate - Musicman
Most Entertaining Candidate - The Wiz
Most Improved Candidate - Big Daddy
Most Intelligent Candidate - Olivia
Most Professional Candidate - Faustus

PERFORMANCE (6)
Best Liberal Candidate - Think08
Best Conservative Candidate - Friday
Best Centrist Candidate - Icababe
Best Candidate NOT to Win a Primary - Philogical
Best Leader - Olivia
Most Likely to Actually Become President of the United States - James Cart(I want my social security check Jimmy)

Olivia said...

So, Wiz, I assume you wnat me to discard your previous ballot?

maditude said...

I think one of the awards should be a "Anthony Nasso Memorial" Award. He would have one a couple of them. I would suggest either the "Most Diplomatic" or "Most Professional".

Olivia said...

I was thinking about that, but the Liberty Caucus had their Anthony Nasso award, but I didn't want there to be any conflict therein.

Olivia of Arc

Olivia of Arc
My thanks to TheWiz